Victoria's Secret just released their newset product line.. the ipex. i suppose it's apropos i begin my first blog with one of my favorite subjects ;) inspired by a trip to the land o' bra with mom since i decided she just couldn't wear her new "i'm a hotty" outfit without a sexy bra to match. Fighting the urge to ask the accosting clerk for help picking out something deliciously naughty for my girlfriend, I listened to her "yay we have a new product" spiel instead. by the end of her monologue, it felt like i was buying a tech gadget and wanted to ask if batteries came included/ or if assembly was required, but i was attempting niceness.

A play on the word apexi thought it clever and amusing...this of course elicited peculiar images of those little green army men with parachutes trekking up the side of some breast mountain to reach the summit, all the while singing "yohoyoho a pirate's life for me." i know, i know... don't ask. although i didn't personally have a go with the newfangled device, my sources tell me it's amazingly comfortable.. like a sexy rendition of the comfy grandma bra. hmmm.. designer must be a feminist.