graveyard?!*&^%!?

sitting in my little grey world, i can't help but wonder... how did i end up here? i suppose there are worse places i could be.. just never envisioned staking my tent, finding my raison d'etre in the "corporate world". but, alas more than a year later and i'm still here. moreover, for some reason (financially motivated of course), i decided to spend my time in virtual solitude on the graveyard shift with approx. 6 other vampiric quacks, most of whom i've come to absolutely adore. after 6 months of this, i need a break! Since we have such an abundance of time on our hands to fart around surfing on the internet, my colleague spent some time researching the associated health risks working these hours, and i must admit, it's pretty frightening. apparently, if i keep doing this, i have a 60% increased risk of breast cancer, an elevated risk of developing cardiovascular disease and gastrointestinal disorders and I'll most likely have a slew of accidents. promising!