my vagina needs a dentist?

believe me, i'm just as confused! so the doctor's office calls me an hour before my procedure to tell me they were not on my insurance company's list of covered providers and i needed to call another doctor WHATEVER!!! (apparently there are 2 dr. mahoneys), then proceded to give me the number for the doctor i'm supposed to contact. did i mention this is an emergency and the cyst could burst at any moment...oh yeah and I'm in PAIN!!!?? if i had normal insurance like any other regular human, i would've already taken myself to the emergency room, however at over $1000 a visit after the insurance company pays their portion, it's just not worth it.

starting to freak out, i call the "right" doctor and am directed to my dentist's office. WHAT?! my dentist?! can't help but laugh. how ridiculous will this actually become? So either the first doctor was a dentist or the insurance company heard absess and drainage and directed me to the "logical" choice?? maybe they thought my vagina needed special treatment... perhaps they thought i have little teeth growing from it...vagina dentata??